Every Saturday night while you’re at your grandmother’s house petting her cats and playing her in several heated games of cribbage, do you ever think, this is getting boring? What am I doing with my life?
Then your mind wanders further…I know what would liven this night up! Why the hell are we not playing this game on an antique toilet seat that has been home to countless sweaty asscheeks for the past 75 years!?